Two lines. One bad influence. Pick your poison — it's all Syanide anyway.
Tiger stripe, M81 woodland, and Multi Cam — melted, warped, and printed on everything from jerseys to duffles. The forest is moving. Move with it.
ENTER THE TRIPMaster Key. Timing is Everything. Dead Tooth. The Switch. The original flash that built this outfit — straight off the shop wall and onto your back.
RUN THE CLASSICSHand-picked heat from the full 96-piece arsenal. Hover 'em. Click 'em. Take 'em home.
After that we realized it's cheaper to pull out. Every design starts as real flash from real experience — the kind you can't put on a resume.
Cheers to great times with great people in shitty places, with scars to prove it. May we never forget 'em. Chaos ships anywhere the mail is brave enough to go.
Work hard, party hard. After the party is over, take good care. Hydrate or die-drate — preferably from a MEAN Mug.
Sleepless nights, ISR feeds, half pipes built drunk at 0630, and tattoos done in a tin box in Africa. The stories behind the ink.
Unverified. Unhinged. Unpaid. Exactly how we like our testimonials.
"All their stuff is super rad and trippy AF. I'm BOUT it BOUT it. ROCK ON YO!"
"They make me go crazy. They are so HAWT. It burns when I pee and it reminds me of all the crazy FUN we had. Please call me back."
"I still have that DOPE hoodie you let me wear. It smells so good. Come get it back, baby."
"Yo, we don't have to post every review. Let's keep it fair and post right above mid. Even keel shit. Cha feel me. Play on playa… fuck."