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I'm one dude with a lot going on. I'ma do my best to get you taken care of. One thing you should know: I can't read. I'm disabled.

✉ syanideandsabotage@gmail.com

☏ +1 (800) EAT-ASS!

⏱ 28hrs a day / 8 days a week

⌖ grid 34°35'N 77°25'W

LIVE CHAT

Really hoping I can find a way for AI to take care of this. Until then, the form on the left is the chat, and it is not live. Honestly it's better this way for everyone.

HELP CENTER

Shit is mid if I'm being honest. But the email works and the gear ships free, so we're calling it a win.